Belief
AgroupofseniorcitizensonabenWashingtonSquareParkinNewYorkCity.Thereweretwofemaleseniorcitizensandtwomaleseniorcitizens.
"Rabbit,rabbit,rabbit,rabbit,"ohewomensaidsuddenly.Sheturnedherheadtoeachofthefourersofanimaginaryroomasshedidso.
Theotherseniorcitizensstaredather.
"Whydidyoudothat?"ohemenasked.
"Itsthefirstofthemonth.Ifyousayrabbitfourtimes,ooeacheroftheroom,orthespacethatyouarein,onthefirstofthemonthbeforeyoueatlunch,thenyouwillbelovedinthatmonth."
Someangryblackpeoplewalkedbycarryingsteel-bandinstrumentsandbunchesofflowers.
"Idontthinkthatstrue,"thesedwomanseniorcitizensaid."IneverhearditbeforeandIveheardeverything."
"Ithinkitsprobablyjustanoldwivestale,"ohemensaid.Theothermaleseniorcitizencrackedup.
"Shallwedisen?"thefirstwomahesedwoman.
Thetwomenlookedattheskytomakesureallofourtryssatelliteswereintherightplaces.
"Whataboutyhterthenun?"thesedwoman,whosenamewasElise,askedthefirst,whosenamewasKate."Youhaventheardfromher?"
"Mydaughterthenun,"Katesaid,"youwouldntbelieve."
"Whereisshe?"Eliseasked."Geiaorsomewhere,youtoldmebutIfot.Goingtoschoolyousaid."
"Shesgettinghermasters,"Katesaid,"theysendthem.ShesaramblingwreGeiaTech.IwasgoingdowntovisitatThanksgiving."
"Butyoudidnt."
"IcalledherandsaidIwasingandshesaidbutThanksgivingDayisthegame.SoIsaidthegame,thegame,O.K.Illgotothegame,Idontmindgoingtothegame,getmeaticket.AndshesaidbutMotherImintheflashcardseydaughterthenun."
"Theyredifferentnow,"Elisesaid,"youreluckyshesnotkeepingpanywithohosepriestswithhishairinapigtail."
"Whotell?"saidKate."Idbethelasttoknow."
Ohemenleanedaroundhispartnerandasked:"Well,isitw?Areyouloved?"
"Therewasahingweusedtodo,"Katesaidcalmly."Youandyirlfriendeachwrotethehreeboysonthreeslipsofpaper,onthefirstdayofthemonth.Thehreeboysyouwaoaskyoutogooutwiththem.Thenyirlfriehethreeslipsofpaperinhercuppedhandsandyouclosedyoureyesandpicked--"
"Idontbelieveit,"saidthesealeseniorcitizen,whosenamewasJerome.
"Youclosedyoureyesandpickedoneandputitinyourshoe.Andyoudidthesameforher.Ahatboywouldearound.Italwaysworked.Invariably."
"Idontbelieveit,"Jeromesaidagain."Idontbelieveinthingslikethatandneverhave.IdontbelieveinmagidIdontbelieveiition.IdontbelieveinJudaism,Christianity,orEasternthought.Noneofem.IdidntbelieveintheFirstWorldWareventhoughIwasachildintheFirstWorldWarandyoullgoalongwaybeforeyoufindsomebodywhodidntbelieveintheFirstWorldWar.Thatwasaverypopularwar,whereIlived.IdidntbelieveintheSedWorldWareitherandIwasinit."
"Howcouldyoubeinitifyoudidntbelieveinit?"Eliseasked.
"Myviewswerenotsulted,"Jeromesaid."Theydidntaskme,theytoldme.ButIstillhadmyinnerbelief,whichwasthatIdidntbelieveinit.IwasintheMPs.Irosethroughtheranks.Irovostmarshal,attheend.IonceshookdowirebattalionofSeabees,sixhundredmen."
"Whatisshookdown?"
"Thatswhenyouandyourpeopleghtheirfootlockersandseabagsandpersonalbelongingslookingforstufftheyshouldnthave."
"Whatshouldnttheyhave?"
"Blackmarketstuff.Booze.Dope.Goverproperty.Unauthorizedons."Hepaused."WhatelsedidntIbelievein?IdidntbelieveiombombbutIwaswrongaboutthat.Theunions."
"Youwerewrongaboutthattoo,"saidtheotherman,Frank."IwasalinotypeoperatorwhenIwaseenandIwasalinotypeoperatoruntilIwassixtyaellyou,mister,ifwehadnthadtheunionallwewouldhavegotwasnickelsanddimes.Nickelsanddimes.Period.SodontsayanythingagainstthetradeuniowhileImsittinghere,becauseIknowwhatImtalkingabout.Youdont."
"IdidntbelieveintheunionsandIdidntbelieveinthegoverwhetherRepubliocrat,"Jeromesaid."AndIdidntbelievein--"
"TheI.T.U.issideredaverygoodunion,"Elisesaid."Iowithamani.U.Heosing-roomforemanandhisnamewasHarryForeman,thatwasadhemadeverygoodmoney.WewenttoLuchowsalot.HelikedGermanfood."
"Didyoubelieveiernationalunistspiracy?"FrankaskedJerome.
"Nope."
"Youtread,"Franksaid,"youreblind."
"Maybe."
"Ihaventdecidedaboutwhetherthereisaionalunistspiracy,"Elisesaid."Imstillthinkingaboutit."
"Whatstothinkabout?"Frankasked."TherewasCzechoslovakia.Czechoslovakiasaysitall."
Somestreetpeoplewalkedpastthegroupofseniorcitizensbutdecidedthattheseniorcitizeworthaskingforsmallge.Thedecisionlainontheirfaces.
"WhenIwasagirl,alittlegirl,Ihadtogointomyfathersbartogetthebutter,"Katesaid."MyfatherhadabarinBrooklyn.Theiceboxwasinthebar.Theonlyiymothersentmedownstairstogetthebutter.AllthementurnedandlookedatmeasIehebar."
"Butyourfatherboufrombehindthebarandgotyouthebuttermeanwhilelookingsternlyatalltheotherpeopleiokeepthemfromlookingatyou,"Elisesuggested.
"No,"Katesaid."Hewasonhisassmostofthetime.Whattheysayaboutbartendersnotdrinkingisnottrue."
"AlsoIdidntbelieveiedNationsandbeforethatIdidntbelieveintheLeagueofNations,"Jeromesaid."Furthermore,"hesaid,givingKateameaningfulglance,"Ididntbelievewomenshouldbegivee."
KategazedatJeromescoat,whichwasold,athisshirt,old,thenathispants,whichwerequiteold,andathisshoes,whichwerenew.
"Doyouhaveprostatetrouble?"sheasked.
"Yes,"Jeromesaid,withastartledlook."Ofcourse.Why?"
"Good,"Katesaid."Idontbelieveinprostatetrouble.Idontbelievethereissuchathingasaprostate."
Shegavehimagenerousandlovingsmile.
"Youmeantotellmethatifyouputthepieceofpaperwiththeboysinyourshoeonthefirstdayofthemonthheinvariablycamearound?"EliseaskedKate.
"Invariably,"Katesaid."Withoutfail.Workedeverytime."
"Goddamn,"Elisesaid."WishIdknownthat."
"TherewasohingIbelieved,"Jeromesaid.
"What?"
"Itsreligious."
"Whatisit?"
"Mypaltherabbitoldme,hesdeadnow;HesaiditwasaHasidicwriting."
"So?"saidElise."So,so,so?"
"Itisforbiddentogrowold."
Theoldpeoplethoughtaboutthisforawhile,onthebench.
"Itsgood,"Katesaid."Icoulddowithouttheirony."
"Metoo,"Elisesaid."Icoulddowithouttheirony."
"Maybeitsnotsogood?"Jeromeasked."Whatdoyouthink?"
"No,"Katesaid."Itsgood."Shegazedaboutheratthenewlifesproutinginsandboxesandjunglegyms."WishIhadsomekidstoyellat."松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读
"Rabbit,rabbit,rabbit,rabbit,"ohewomensaidsuddenly.Sheturnedherheadtoeachofthefourersofanimaginaryroomasshedidso.
Theotherseniorcitizensstaredather.
"Whydidyoudothat?"ohemenasked.
"Itsthefirstofthemonth.Ifyousayrabbitfourtimes,ooeacheroftheroom,orthespacethatyouarein,onthefirstofthemonthbeforeyoueatlunch,thenyouwillbelovedinthatmonth."
Someangryblackpeoplewalkedbycarryingsteel-bandinstrumentsandbunchesofflowers.
"Idontthinkthatstrue,"thesedwomanseniorcitizensaid."IneverhearditbeforeandIveheardeverything."
"Ithinkitsprobablyjustanoldwivestale,"ohemensaid.Theothermaleseniorcitizencrackedup.
"Shallwedisen?"thefirstwomahesedwoman.
Thetwomenlookedattheskytomakesureallofourtryssatelliteswereintherightplaces.
"Whataboutyhterthenun?"thesedwoman,whosenamewasElise,askedthefirst,whosenamewasKate."Youhaventheardfromher?"
"Mydaughterthenun,"Katesaid,"youwouldntbelieve."
"Whereisshe?"Eliseasked."Geiaorsomewhere,youtoldmebutIfot.Goingtoschoolyousaid."
"Shesgettinghermasters,"Katesaid,"theysendthem.ShesaramblingwreGeiaTech.IwasgoingdowntovisitatThanksgiving."
"Butyoudidnt."
"IcalledherandsaidIwasingandshesaidbutThanksgivingDayisthegame.SoIsaidthegame,thegame,O.K.Illgotothegame,Idontmindgoingtothegame,getmeaticket.AndshesaidbutMotherImintheflashcardseydaughterthenun."
"Theyredifferentnow,"Elisesaid,"youreluckyshesnotkeepingpanywithohosepriestswithhishairinapigtail."
"Whotell?"saidKate."Idbethelasttoknow."
Ohemenleanedaroundhispartnerandasked:"Well,isitw?Areyouloved?"
"Therewasahingweusedtodo,"Katesaidcalmly."Youandyirlfriendeachwrotethehreeboysonthreeslipsofpaper,onthefirstdayofthemonth.Thehreeboysyouwaoaskyoutogooutwiththem.Thenyirlfriehethreeslipsofpaperinhercuppedhandsandyouclosedyoureyesandpicked--"
"Idontbelieveit,"saidthesealeseniorcitizen,whosenamewasJerome.
"Youclosedyoureyesandpickedoneandputitinyourshoe.Andyoudidthesameforher.Ahatboywouldearound.Italwaysworked.Invariably."
"Idontbelieveit,"Jeromesaidagain."Idontbelieveinthingslikethatandneverhave.IdontbelieveinmagidIdontbelieveiition.IdontbelieveinJudaism,Christianity,orEasternthought.Noneofem.IdidntbelieveintheFirstWorldWareventhoughIwasachildintheFirstWorldWarandyoullgoalongwaybeforeyoufindsomebodywhodidntbelieveintheFirstWorldWar.Thatwasaverypopularwar,whereIlived.IdidntbelieveintheSedWorldWareitherandIwasinit."
"Howcouldyoubeinitifyoudidntbelieveinit?"Eliseasked.
"Myviewswerenotsulted,"Jeromesaid."Theydidntaskme,theytoldme.ButIstillhadmyinnerbelief,whichwasthatIdidntbelieveinit.IwasintheMPs.Irosethroughtheranks.Irovostmarshal,attheend.IonceshookdowirebattalionofSeabees,sixhundredmen."
"Whatisshookdown?"
"Thatswhenyouandyourpeopleghtheirfootlockersandseabagsandpersonalbelongingslookingforstufftheyshouldnthave."
"Whatshouldnttheyhave?"
"Blackmarketstuff.Booze.Dope.Goverproperty.Unauthorizedons."Hepaused."WhatelsedidntIbelievein?IdidntbelieveiombombbutIwaswrongaboutthat.Theunions."
"Youwerewrongaboutthattoo,"saidtheotherman,Frank."IwasalinotypeoperatorwhenIwaseenandIwasalinotypeoperatoruntilIwassixtyaellyou,mister,ifwehadnthadtheunionallwewouldhavegotwasnickelsanddimes.Nickelsanddimes.Period.SodontsayanythingagainstthetradeuniowhileImsittinghere,becauseIknowwhatImtalkingabout.Youdont."
"IdidntbelieveintheunionsandIdidntbelieveinthegoverwhetherRepubliocrat,"Jeromesaid."AndIdidntbelievein--"
"TheI.T.U.issideredaverygoodunion,"Elisesaid."Iowithamani.U.Heosing-roomforemanandhisnamewasHarryForeman,thatwasadhemadeverygoodmoney.WewenttoLuchowsalot.HelikedGermanfood."
"Didyoubelieveiernationalunistspiracy?"FrankaskedJerome.
"Nope."
"Youtread,"Franksaid,"youreblind."
"Maybe."
"Ihaventdecidedaboutwhetherthereisaionalunistspiracy,"Elisesaid."Imstillthinkingaboutit."
"Whatstothinkabout?"Frankasked."TherewasCzechoslovakia.Czechoslovakiasaysitall."
Somestreetpeoplewalkedpastthegroupofseniorcitizensbutdecidedthattheseniorcitizeworthaskingforsmallge.Thedecisionlainontheirfaces.
"WhenIwasagirl,alittlegirl,Ihadtogointomyfathersbartogetthebutter,"Katesaid."MyfatherhadabarinBrooklyn.Theiceboxwasinthebar.Theonlyiymothersentmedownstairstogetthebutter.AllthementurnedandlookedatmeasIehebar."
"Butyourfatherboufrombehindthebarandgotyouthebuttermeanwhilelookingsternlyatalltheotherpeopleiokeepthemfromlookingatyou,"Elisesuggested.
"No,"Katesaid."Hewasonhisassmostofthetime.Whattheysayaboutbartendersnotdrinkingisnottrue."
"AlsoIdidntbelieveiedNationsandbeforethatIdidntbelieveintheLeagueofNations,"Jeromesaid."Furthermore,"hesaid,givingKateameaningfulglance,"Ididntbelievewomenshouldbegivee."
KategazedatJeromescoat,whichwasold,athisshirt,old,thenathispants,whichwerequiteold,andathisshoes,whichwerenew.
"Doyouhaveprostatetrouble?"sheasked.
"Yes,"Jeromesaid,withastartledlook."Ofcourse.Why?"
"Good,"Katesaid."Idontbelieveinprostatetrouble.Idontbelievethereissuchathingasaprostate."
Shegavehimagenerousandlovingsmile.
"Youmeantotellmethatifyouputthepieceofpaperwiththeboysinyourshoeonthefirstdayofthemonthheinvariablycamearound?"EliseaskedKate.
"Invariably,"Katesaid."Withoutfail.Workedeverytime."
"Goddamn,"Elisesaid."WishIdknownthat."
"TherewasohingIbelieved,"Jeromesaid.
"What?"
"Itsreligious."
"Whatisit?"
"Mypaltherabbitoldme,hesdeadnow;HesaiditwasaHasidicwriting."
"So?"saidElise."So,so,so?"
"Itisforbiddentogrowold."
Theoldpeoplethoughtaboutthisforawhile,onthebench.
"Itsgood,"Katesaid."Icoulddowithouttheirony."
"Metoo,"Elisesaid."Icoulddowithouttheirony."
"Maybeitsnotsogood?"Jeromeasked."Whatdoyouthink?"
"No,"Katesaid."Itsgood."Shegazedaboutheratthenewlifesproutinginsandboxesandjunglegyms."WishIhadsomekidstoyellat."松语文学www.16sy.coM免费小说阅读